Pickup Lines / Ayat Nak Mengorat Sempena Raya ♥
8:55:00 AM
Koleksi ayat-ayat pickup sempena raya tahun ini. :P
- "Awak tak pergi masjid utk sembahyang raya ke?" "Saya nak pergi dengan awak. Manalah tahu boleh bina masjid sekali."
- I dont need "mercun" because you pun dah "meletup-letup"
- "Nak kari ayam atau rendang daging atau hatiku?"
- "Awak taknak mintak maaf kat saya ke?" "Apa saya dah buat?" "Awak dah curi hati saya.
- Is your rendang missing a chicken? Cause ayam the one for you
- I rasa raya tahun ini you tak payah pakai samping." "But why?" "Cause i always ada di samping you"
- Is your name Ramadhan? Cause i'm afraid to lose you
- "Awak, Ramadhan dah nak habis dah" "So?" "So let's say goodbye to dates and let's get married"
- Hey you nak pasang pelita? I rasa tk payah kot coz you're enough to brighten up my day
- You are like kek gulung. Because whenever i see you, you look manis apabila bertudung
- damn babe, you put the DAANNGG in rendang
- are u a rendang? cause u make my heart bergendang-gendang
- Ketupat selalu makan dengan rendang Girl you look so masha'allah with that selendang
- I dont need mercun because you dah cun melecun!
- "Awak pakai hensem hensem raya ni awak nak pergi mana?" "Nak pergi masuk dalam hati awak la"
- "Nanti raya saya ingat nak salam ayah awak, testing cemana feel akad nikah"
- "Raya nanti awak jangan main mercun tau, putus jari susah saya nak sarung cincin nanti"
- "Baju raya takyah warna warni, awak pun dah cukup mewarnai hari saya."
- Hari raya, makan rendang. Bila pandang you, hati I senang
- Cik adek: Abang nak try ikat tengah ke tepi? Me: Abang nak ikatan yang sah, dek.
- "Girl, you're like duit raya, you keep me asking for more."
- I think my seluar raya's too long, I just trip over it and fell for you.
- You are like bunga api, your beauty just sparkle
- I thought rendang was hot till i saw you
- Boy are u a mercun? Cos you're the bomb
- Are you fitri? Because you sure do look like my aidil partner
- "Girl, we're like two coconut palm leaves and I'm just dying to let our destiny entwine each other like a ketupat."
- Ibarat rendang yg sentiasa ada di sisi lemang melengkapkan lagi juadah raya, begitulah jua kiranya awak dan saya.
- I thought my sambal was hot Until you came
- Dengar lafaz takbir raya pun awak dah happy, apatah lagi dengar lafaz akad nikah nanti
- Tengok anak bulan rasa macam nak raya, tengok awak rasa macam nak kahwin je
- “Awak ibarat poket baju melayu di bahagian dada kiri saya” “Eh kenapa pula?” “Sebab awak sentiasa berada di hati saya”
**melawak je ye :)
4 comments
Haha sempoi xD So suweet yer? :/ *gosok gigi*
ReplyDeletehahahaha lawak!
ReplyDeleteleh cuba 1 ayat utkk mr admirer =p
Amboi ayat cinta gitew.
ReplyDeleteMase bercinta kentut pun bau wangi kott.
Haha, funny !
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